Greenspads: Steel Doesn't Break

Ingredients

• Solid Steel Surface
• Rubber Undersurface
• Sweat and Muscle
• Fire
• Awesomeness

"The Greenspad™ is the last mousepad I'll ever use. It's beautiful, it's manly, and it helps me to pwn newbs like I've never pwned before. Hooo-weeee! Also, it straightened my spine and made me more popular with the ladies. What more could you ask?"

- stavrosthewonderchicken, noted internet poultry